ABOUT THE DETOX
Modern Alkeme is an everyday detox for everyday life. It packs 13 of earth’s most potent detoxifiers into one little black bottle to help free your body of unwanted toxins that build up every day - for a new, spicy you.
Unlike other detox drinks and cleanses, Modern Alkeme is an easy, everyday detox. No fasting. Eat whatever you want. No intense rules and regiments. Just drink one bottle a day, whenever. No BS. 13 of the earth’s most potent detoxifiers are packed into every bottle. Plus, we’re made with matcha green tea while other cleanses are made mostly with fruits and veggies.
Matcha is something special. It’s made by grinding the entire tea leaf, which allows it to retain high concentrations of antioxidants, vitamins, minerals and fibers. In fact, no other fruit or vegetable in the world provides more antioxidants than matcha. And the 13 detoxifying herbs in our drink are a force to be reckoned with. From wakame & red clover to reishi mushroom, milk thistle, honey and more, toxins don’t stand a chance.
We absorb toxins when we eat, when we drink, when we clean our house, even when we step outside. It’s pretty darn hard to avoid all the toxins that come with modern day life. That’s where Modern Alkeme comes in. When we’re healthy, our bodies naturally work hard to rid our system of toxins. Modern Alkeme gives your body that little extra boost every day to help make sure your body is free, clean and clear of toxins.
Here’s a list of toxins you may not realize you encounter every day:
- Yummy (but not so healthy) foods, like burgers, brats & martinis
- Air (pollution)
- Non-stick cookware
- Cleaning products
- Dry cleaned clothing
- Stress & negative thoughts
We think so! Our clearing tonic is a modern-day remix of a time-tested ancient Japanese elixir that’s been around for generations. It is a powerful arrangement of 13 of the earth’s most potent detoxifiers, each specially selected to help play a specific role in the clearing process:
- PREPS the body for clearing by stimulating blood flow: ceremonial grade matcha green tea, honey
- TARGETS and gathers toxins: lemon juice & rind, coconut vinegar
- CLEARS the body of unwanted toxins: ginger, ghost pepper, ginseng, burdock, red clover, dandelion, uva ursi, milk thistle, sicklepod, wakame
- RESTORES, re-hydrates and boosts immune system: raw coconut water, reishi mushroom
You have no idea just how good you can feel when you are free of toxins. Detoxifying your system is said to give you: more energy, healthier hair and nails, radiant skin, mental clarity, restful sleep and more mojo and energy.
Wakame seaweed + red clover + matcha + ghost pepper + more?! We can see why you’re curious what we taste like. Close your eyes and imagine a deliciously refreshing matcha green tea with a pop of ginger, a hint of spicy from the ghost pepper and natural sweetness from flowers & honey. And yes,
Modern Alkeme Spicy Matcha is the one and only flavor we’ve got… because why mess with a tried and true ancient Japanese recipe that’s been around & working for generations.
Easy! Just drink 1 bottle daily, morning, noon or night, whatever it best for you.
We cost between $3 and $4 per bottle for 13 of the earth’s most potent detoxifiers beautifully arranged to rid your body of daily toxic buildup.
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Modern Alkeme a daily detox drink made with matcha green tea and some of the earth’s most potent detoxifying herbs and ingredients. Check out our complete list of nutritionals and ingredients here.
Matcha green tea is said to be an excellent oxygen carrier and the more oxygen you have flowing through your bloodstream, the easier it is for your liver to purge your body of poisons. It’s also what gives our drink it’s distinct green color.
Good circulation is key to detoxing and spicy peppers have been known to stimulate circulation and neutralize acidity. Plus, the hotter the pepper, the more fat it burns. Lucky us, because ghost pepper is the hot, hot, hottest pepper there is. It’s also what gives our drink it’s distinct, fiery flavor!
This nutrient-rich saltwater seaweed may protect against toxins from environmental and transportation pollution. It is known for binding to heavy metals, like lead, and radioactive substances and then working to remove them from your body.
Lemon wakes your body up and jump-starts the digestive tract with enzymatic processes that help to breakdown food.
Aka the ‘it’ herb for liver detoxing. It regenerates liver cells, provides vital nutrients to the liver and helps it to expel toxins and waste, the perfect combination for healthy digestion. And no milk thistle has nothing to do with milk ;)
This powerful herb specializes in cleaning your kidneys. It contains arbutin, a natural compound that passes through the kidneys, encouraging harmful organisms, mineral deposits, germs and toxins to pass out of the kidneys.
Rich in fiber, naturally light laxative works to keep your colon clean and clear. It expels internal toxins that accumulate from processed foods & removes that yucky gunk that collects along your intestinal walls so everything continues to run smoothly, if you know what we mean.
Described as the “blood purifier”, burdock root has active ingredients believed to clear the bloodstream of heavy metals and toxins for improved whole body health.
Loaded with calcium, potassium, zinc and vitamins a through d as well as other natural, health-promoting compounds, this wild edible enhances the regenerative capabilities of the liver, nourishes bones and joins and stimulates urinary function to promote cleansing.
This powerful wildflower helps break down toxins that reside in tissue and has the ability to carry waste right out of the bloodstream by stimulating sweat & pushing toxins out through the skin.
A healthy, happy liver is key to detoxing & ginseng is your liver’s BFF, making sure your liver has all the nutrients it needs to continue to function at its best.
Naturally fermented and made from the sap of coconut trees, coconut vinegar is trending as ‘the new apple cider vinegar’. It’s got all the same benefits of acv – prevents indigestion & aids in weight loss – but with fewer calories and a much more tolerable taste and smell. Plus, it has antibacterial and antimicrobial properties, which help fight illness and infections.
Ginger’s got it going on. Not only is it packed with powerful protein-digesting enzymes that help stimulate the emptying of your stomach, but it also replaces toxins with nutrients your body needs so you can continue to operate at an optimal level.
This fascinating fungus can both regulate and stimulate your immune system, depending on what your body needs. If you have an overactive immune system, like in autoimmune disease, the reishi mushroom will help to take that response down, and if you have an under-active immune system, it will help boost you up. Whatever the case, it brings you back into balance.
Detoxing can dehydrate your body. Coconut water is rich with electrolytes & includes 15 times more potassium than any other sports drinks, keeping you hydrated and healthy.
Claims and Safety
We don’t use any harsh laxatives in Modern Alkeme so although the effects of this cleanse are fast-acting in that they are easily absorbed by your digestive system, you will not experience a quick movement of your bowels by drinking it. That said, if you do experience any negative side effects or anything out of the normal when drinking Modern Alkeme, we recommend that you stop using it immediately and dial up your doc with any questions or concerns before drinking it again.
Modern Alkeme is made with only organic and GMO-free ingredients. We are naturally gluten-free and dairy-free too. Plus, each bottle contains only 35 calories and 9 grams of sugar!
We are not certified kosher just yet or vegan because our product contains raw honey.
Modern Alkeme is never heated. It is made using a high-pressure process (HPP) that protects vitamins, enzymes and nutrients, while eliminating bacteria and pathogens, like salmonella, and e. Coli.
We always recommend that you ask your doctor for advice to make sure you are getting recommendation specific to your very unique situation. You should know that Modern Alkeme is are pasteurized using high pressure processing (HPP) – not traditional heat pasteurization – and contains raw honey, which is typically not recommended for pregnant women and children under 12 months old.
Modern Alkeme has only 9 grams of sugar, but if you’re diabetic, you should definitely consult your doctor before enjoying a bottle.
Yes. Matcha is a type of green tea, and green tea contains caffeine. When drinking matcha, whole tea leaves are consumed (not just the steep as with other teas), providing 4 to 6 hours of mild steady energy. Matcha is both a stimulant and a relaxant, perfect for focusing on work, meditation, exercise or play.
This is a light and gentle nutritional cleanse designed to give your digestive system a rest and therefore allow your body to eliminate toxins. It was not designed specifically for weight loss, although that could happen.
We source the highest quality, clean recyclable and reusable pet 1 bottles instead of glass because we use high pressure processing (HPP). HPP is a low temperature and high pressure (think: shattered glass) technology that retains the freshness of temple turmeric while preserving our beverages’ delicate nutritional profile. Other beverages that are in glass must use traditional “heat” pasteurization, which can kill delicate vitamins and enzymes.
To help retain the freshness of our premium ingredients, we use a process called high pressure processing (HPP). HPP is a no-heat pasteurization process that maintains the optimal nutritional qualities of all our ingredients. Our juices typically last up to 60 days. Please refer to the expiration date on the side of the bottle to know exactly how much time you have to drink your Modern Alkeme.
We really don’t recommend drinking Modern Alkeme after the product has expired.
Without the use of artificial additives (which we don’t use), separation naturally occurs. Just give the bottle a little shake, shake, shake & enjoy!
You can, just keep this in mind: we fill our bottles to the top and typically when you freeze liquids, expansion occurs, so consider putting your juice into a larger container.
Refunds and Services
We ship to everywhere in the United States except for Alaska and Hawaii. We’re not available in Canada or Australia… yet!
We charge a flat $20 fee for shipping, regardless of how much you order.
Why $20? Our tonics need to be refrigerated so we pay a premium for packaging to keep ‘em chilled and tasty. We also expedite shipping, so it all adds up.
We follow this shipping schedule:
Orders placed Monday (after 6am ET) through Thursday (before 6am ET) will arrive Friday of same week.
Orders placed Thursday (after 6am ET) through Monday (before 6am ET) will arrive the following Tuesday.
*Delivery dates subject to change in the event of a national holiday
Not at all, do your thang! Your order will stay perfectly chilled for 8 hours.
At Modern Alkeme, your happiness is our number one priority. We are totally and completely devoted to providing you with the best products, prices and services, so if you are not fully satisfied with your purchase from modernalkeme.com we provide a 30-day money back guarantee or exchange. Simply reach out to our awesome Customer Happiness Team at firstname.lastname@example.org and we will work with you to determine how we can best meet your needs.
Our tonics do need to be refrigerated so please do not drink them if they arrive warm. We do our best to make sure our products arrive to you perfectly chilled. We ship them in special styrofoam boxes with ice packs that should keep your product cold for up to 8 hours. But stuff happens, and we’re here to help if and when it does. Please email our Customer Happiness Team at email@example.com. They will make sure to find a solution that makes you happy ;)